New meaning to the term, "FORE!"

I really thought this was a joke at first.  Then I kept reading.  No punchline.  They really want to turn Baghdad into Palm Springs.  Besides the fact that I think it's safe to say that Baghdad won't be a tourist hotspot for a few more decades, or more, I don't think contractors like to have their crews and equipment under the constant threat of being blown apart.  Who's going to be the insurance underwriter on this??

Oh right.  We are.  How silly of me.  

His Balls Are HUGE!

Say what you will about George W. Bush (and preferably do so with a leer) but you have to hand it to him, no one creates better irony than he does.  

Temperance

I'm quite literally running out of ways to want to do this man bodily harm.  There has not been in my lifetime a less patriotic, less useful, less egregiously evil, or more self-serving human being in politics.  Whoever gets elected to the office of President next, even if it's John McCain--perish the thought--ought to squash Dick Cheney like the sniveling insect he is.  

Holding back like this can not be good for me...

Come again?

I can't believe I'm just seeing this now.  Where was this all day?  

Why don't the MSM trolls at least sniff this one up!?  If Sessions gets re-elected I think we ought to set fire to Alabama.  

Seriously. 

Unbelievably....it's believable.

I was looking for a my daily dose of Election 2008 depression, but then I found this article, and I decided--at least for the next 12 hours--that the outcome of said election is less important than it actually taking place, and the current administration going to a place where they can burn in hell without bothering the rest of us.