Showing posts with label Dunkin' Donuts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dunkin' Donuts. Show all posts

Friday, December 14, 2007

EPIC FAIL


      So I went to Dunkin' Donuts this morning, as I am prone to do when the amount of sleep I got the night before is not equal or greater to 1/5 of the number of hours I will be awake before I sleep again.  Or if its Monday.  So the young korean girl behind the counter knows who I am, and she knows I always order the same thing.  She gives me a look of pity as I walked to the counter.  I wondered how awful I really looked.  

"Could I get a small Dunkacinno?"

"We don't have Dunkacinnos anymore."  She looked as crestfallen as I felt as she said it.  

"N-n-no Dunkicinnos?"  The elderly Korean woman, possibly her mother, stepped up, and the younger girl who usually takes my order looked away in shame.

"They've discontinued the Dunkacinno, sorry."  She said, regretfully.

I stared up at the mauve menu in a desperate attempt to locate something equally tasty, and failed.  I ordered a Hot Chocolate and went to work.  I am not the least bit amused by this development, and the idiots at Dunkin' Donuts HQ should all go step in front of traffic.  

At least the girl behind the counter felt for me.  She understood my pain.  

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Rock Stars

I should have been a Rock Star.  At least I'm pretty sure that's what the lady stopped at the red light next to me thought this morning.  





No, seriously.  




   And speaking of rock stars, a clerk at a Dunkin' Donuts here in Northern Jersey fought off a robber with a tip jar.  Why?  Because he might show up on YouTube, damnit!  Plus ten points for fighting off the robber and all that, minus ten thousand points for risking your life for YouTube notoriety.