Well, at least he'd have some perspective...

Let's be honest.  This Election cycle is a few poorly constructed interior sets away from a sitcom.  Celia Rivenbark (of such gems as Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank and We're Just Like You Only Prettier) has pretty much laid out the pilot episode in this column.  I admit it.  I think Dennis Kucinich might be from Neptune, too.